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Band
Bandmaster Mark "Dad" Lackmann and Bandmaster Brian "Mom" Renkas lead the Musical Loyalty Coalition, aka, The Pride of The Northside. Brother Gnewikow has graciously given the Musical Loyalty Coalition the privilege to inspire our Brothers in the Field when we are fighting on the battle scarred Swanson Plains. Another responsibility bestowed upon the Pride of the Northside is to preform in the Victory Parades in the Autumn months. Also Z93 voted their performance at the Maple Leaf parade #1 in the city so they have that going for them.
Language Club
There are no language clubs because the only language you need is Ranger Language. Anything that has the title of language club is just helping you unlearn oldspeak.
Forensics
Koth scares me.
Show Choir
Like regular choir but more show.
Mock Trial
You go to a trial and mock the defendant if they are found to be guilty.
Anime Club
This is for fucking Weeaboo's.
Sports
Umm...... Sports? Heh. Uh.. Yeah, no I don't *do* sports. I wouldn't know the first thing about sprouts. What's the circle in basket ball called again? A HO-OP? I like to focus my energy on things that are useful like reading or videogames. You do know sports has nothing do with real life right? You should try a more intelectual activity, jock.
Ranger Renaiscance
It's just a bunch of people sitting in a circle coming up with different incorrect spellings of renassanse.
Drama Club
Shrek the musical every year. Don't try to suggest a different musical or you will be kicked out.
Global Scholars
An organization that on the outside appears to be innocuous and academic, but actually functions as a cover-up for the Shadow Student Government's (https://logan-high-school.wikia.com/wiki/Shadow_Student_Government) overseas operations. Little is known about the Global Scholars' activities, but they have a suspiciously large budget for such an innocuous organization.
Board Game Club
We only have a Quija board and we all get really sick after using it for some reason.

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See also: Clubs