There are many fabulous teachers at Logan, and you would do well to heed their wise words.
"Here at Logan we have a lot of things"
"Boys, stop touching each other!"
"I need you all to stop breathing"
(Following a drawing of a clarinet that looked suspiciously like male genitalia) "Just hold the 'D'"
"Somebody's hopes and dreams are crushed every day" (citation needed).
Gruen (our best compliment we've ever received) Edit
"Is that like the Onion but for Logan High School?"
"There's 800 kids trying to watch Dude Perfect right now"
"I bully people every day and it makes me so happy"