Mission Statement Edit

The purpose of the Logan Vape club is to provide opportunities for everyone, especially underclassmen, to have a positive vaping experience. Here at Logan, we recognize the importance of a good smoke break, and we wholeheartedly support the use of these devices within our school. Our primary goal is to create a community of likeminded individuals in order to make connections and operationalize strategies. To facilitate this, we are client-oriented, and seek proactivity over reactivity. And above all, we create a positive synergy at our meeting headquarters to promote an uplifting vape experience.

Mission Statement, Duuuuude Edit

We, like, totally get lit, bro. It's like a fucking party in there, duuude. School is hella wack, so we gotta get our juul on somewhere, ya dig me?

Meeting Times Edit

Meetings are held hourly between classes, and extra-long meetings are held every EL day. New members are always welcome. Signup is unnecessary, just show up on the second floor boys' bathroom during passing time.

Recruitment Methods Edit

  1. Burlap Sack
  2. Chloroform
  3. Pure Pressure
  4. Blindfold & Brute Force
  5. A terrible home life, unfortunate economic status, low self esteem, and a quick out for pent up feelings with no way to cope